Kids Ain't So Funny

The big kids have started figuring out how to tell jokes. They were telling knock-knock jokes back and forth, so I told Elena this one:

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left? [Repeat]

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

I repeated it three times before Kyle stopped me to explain it to her. LOL!

So, now all the kids are trying to make up their own version.

Hit and Hit Me were in a boat. . .

Kiss and Kiss Me were in a boat. . .

And then Daniel and Lydia wanna get in on the action:

Hair and No Hair were in a boat. No Hair fell out. Who was left in?

Oh my. Kyle and I looked at each other and laughed, unfortunately not for the reason Daniel thought.