Last year, Neia married Rookie, a Rescue Hero, and they conceived right away. We were all thrilled to find out she was carrying twins.
Unfortunately, shortly after the birth of her twins, she suffered from decapitation when she was rear-ended while resting on the couch. (She was sat on.)
GI Joseph officiated the funeral, speaking many kind words of comfort. Many dear friends attended, including a passing thief, who stopped to pay his respects, and was subsequently arrested.