Guess Who Won the DVD???

And the winner of the DVD Giveaway is . . .


Gretchen. Congrats, Gretchen! Email me your address and I'll ship the DVD right away.

DVD Giveaway!!

I'm giving away this awesome & informative DVD!

• Do you believe the Bible? What about carbon dating?
• Do you believe in the Global Flood? How did Noah get all of the animals on the Ark?
• Are you a Christian? What about all of the “Ape Men?”

In this fast-paced video lecture, Anwers in Genesis president Ken Ham gives answers to these and other commonly asked questions that skeptics lodge concerning Genesis and Creation. Have you ever wanted to know “Where did Cain get his wife” or “Where did all the races originate?”

This DVD will equip your family to

always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; yet do it with gentleness and respect (1 Peter 3:15)

Ok, here's what you need to do:

1. Leave a comment telling me how badly you want this dvd. That gives you one entry into the giveaway.
2. Link to this post on your own blog and leave a comment telling me you did so. That gives you a second entry into the giveway.

The contest ends next Thursday, May 14th, so hurry up and enter!

P.S. Happy Mother's Day!

The Winners. . . Finally!!

I've put this off long enough. It's time to announce some winners. The winner of theis Nancy (aka my mom). Way to go, Mom! You deserve to have your creativity rewarded. You have won a $10 gift card to Barnes & Noble.

And the winner of this Vision Forum CD:

is . . . Congrats, Judy! I hope you enjoy it! (Email me your address and I'll ship it to you pronto.)

Your Turn to Vote

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Frappuccinos are sweet,
And so are you!

Crock pots are handy,
Children are fun,
I hope that this birthday,
Is a wonderful one!

-MusicMommy3


Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
But arises this flower of another hue;
Petals of passion, achievement and grace,
Why, beauty within shines from her face.
Thirty-five, still blooming,
New buds swell from the stem;
Kyle’s love is consuming,
He’s just glad he’s him…

-Don


If she’d been born a Mary Ann
Would her hair be black as night?
A blue-tressed Violet, chestnut Jill
An Albino’s head of white?

If her folks took Buffy home that day
She might be blonde instead
But she was born a Ginger
And thus her hair is red

-Phil


Roses are red; violets are yellow
No one has said my firstborn is mellow
Squeezes life from a dime; expects me to rhyme
Buys rice in bulk; loves her incredible hulk
Washes no dishes, but offers good wishes
Blogs her opinions while homeschooling her minions
Cuts her own hair and has skin so fair
Mothering her way to fame; Ginger’s her name.

-Nancy


Roses are Red, so is Ginger’s hair,
Violets are Blue, like her eyes.
Sugar is Sweet, like her Spirit and Smile,
She’s creative and funny and wise.

Of Children, so far, she has seven,
But her ministry reaches so far,
To count all she’s reached, when in Heaven,
You would have to number the stars.

-Angela


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If my nose was running money,
I'd blow it all on you.

If I were a wealthy dad,
I'd buy you anything that's hot.
If my nose was running money,
but it's not.

-Dad


Roses are red
Their leaves are green
I've been blessed by your family
The Clarks make a great team.

Sugar is sweet
But bears like honey
I learn so much from your posts
And your style is so funny.

-Susie


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whatever Ginger says
Is what you should do
Because she believes with all her might
That what she thinks is always right
Of course, for G it must have been fate
Because for us it's a family trait!

-Jamie


Roses are red, begonias are too
With Ginger as Mommy
The kids know what they should do
Play fun games, avoid sibling fights
There's never boredom if the family size is right
If anyone is sick, it's herbs to the rescue
I'm a fan of Clark Chatter
and I bet you are too!

-Heather


The worker from the CPS
Came calling at the door
Found seven kids engrossed in books
And lounging on the floor

When asked the teacher’s name by him,
Charlotte Mason they all said.
I’ve heard she’s tough. But, I didn’t know
that Charlotte’s hair was red.

-Jill

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Yet Another Giveaway

This teaching CD by Doug Phillips was so encouraging to Kyle and me. I just know you'll love it. Tell me about a parenting victory you've had recently and you'll be entered to win this gem.

And the Winner Is. . .

The winner of the Visionary Father's CD is

Congrats, Faith! I hope your hubby is encouraged by this great CD. Blessings in your homeschooling,

Don't Forget!

I've received several poems already and I must say they make my day. Thank you guys so much! I wanted to share the verse of the creative genuis known simply as Phil. Unfortunately he didn't follow the contest rules at all. In light of the fact that his poem was disqualified, I will publish it here instead, for your amusement.

[with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge]

Rime of the Ancient Barister

It is an ancient barister
Who doth accosted me.
I asked the grey and red-haired lass
“what may I do for thee?”

She grabbed me with her aged hand
And bade me hear her tale.
Then put a finger to her lips,
her skin both drawn and pale.

“Hold off! Unhand me, grey-haired loon!
Why shouldst I hear your screed?”
“To warn the others in your care,
lest they should not take heed.

A latte once, a mocha twice--
and this by ten of nine!
By ten a.m. I’d had them thrice
and then get back in line.

And when I’d finally come back home
and burst wired through the door
I’d drain the change jar from the shelf
and send Pedro for some more.

Still all the while I knew I’d erred.
How great indeed the loss.
The venti mocha latte frap
was now my albatross.

But thankful for my loyal friends,
who came rushing to my aid,
suggested a dramatic cleanse
and brought the lemonade!

And enemas and bedpans!
And visits to the loo!
And craps (no fraps!) and lots of naps!
And all that cleansing poo!

Still I had to pick up Pedro
from work at three, I think.
There was frappe, frappe everywhere!
And not a drop to drink!”

My red-haired friend relaxed her grip
upon my tortured neck.
Then from her flask she took a nip
and left me with the check.

Before she fled, she passed along
a final parting sneer.
To resonate a warning
For all with ears to hear.

“He drinketh best who knowest best
true serendipity.
For our dear God made coffee beans
but saints should stick to tea.”

Another Giveaway

Homeschooling isn't just for moms! Leave me a comment telling me how your hubby is involved in homeschooling, and you'll be entered to win this encouraging CD.

"Seven from Heaven" Winner

The winner of the Seven from Heaven giveaway is. . .


Congrats, Angie! May you be as encouraged as I was through this book.


Everyone else,

Remember what I said at the last giveaway! Come back tomorrow for more!

A Very Happy UnBirthday To Me!

I know you've all been counting the days til my Birthday Poetry Contest. Well, your patience will soon be rewarded. My birthday is 10 days away and this year's poetry theme is
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue". For all of you rhyming enthusiasts, this is your moment to shine.

Write a short poem (8 lines max) about yours truly, who shall very soon be 35!! Email your poems to me here. On my birthday (January 30th for you who are still in your robes with coffee in hand), I'll publish all the poems and you'll vote for your favorite. The winning poet will win a prize.

Another Giveaway

If you haven't already read the inspiring personal story of the McCaughey family and their septuplets, this giveaway is for you! Remember how much I l o v e d this book?!

Leave me a comment, telling me what you would do if you found out you were going to have septuplets, and you'll be entered to win.

And the Winner Is. . .

The winner of last week's book giveaway is:

Congrats, Gretchen!! May God bless you as you seek to serve His precious orphans.

There will be another (non-adoption related) giveaway tomorrow. Keep your eyes peeled. Heads up: I'll be hosting a giveaway every Wednesday this month.

Giveaway!

If you want to adopt in the future or are in the process of adopting, this giveaway is FOR YOU! Leave a comment telling me your adoption wishes, and you'll be entered to win this fantastic book, to which I've already given high praise.

Is It Wrong to Gamble?

Well I do! (Judge me if you must.) Every time a baby is about to be born, our family has a gambling tradition. My quiverful sister is 36 weeks pregnant with #4 and is taking bets on the baby's gender, birthday, and weight. Head on over and take a gamble. She's giving away a prize!!

Help Me Get Organized

You guys were so much help with my photography dilemna, I thought I should ask your advice more often. But this time, I thought I'd make it more interesting. I'm having a contest!

Leave a comment with your best organization tips. If you send me a picture of your organization idea, you'll double your chances of winning. (I really, really want pictures!)

The winner's idea will be published here, with pictures, and will win a gift card to The Container Store.

So let's have it guys! How do you stay organized?

The 50,000 Hits Winner

The Big 50,000 Hits Giveaway has ended and we have a winner!
The winner is:
Please send me your mailing address and I'll ship your prizes right away. Congrats Crystal!

There's a Giveway A-Comin'!

As soon as my blog counter hits 50,000, a giveaway will commence. Leave a comment telling me how you found Clark Chatter and you'll be entered into the giveaway! I'm not going to tell you exactly what the prize is, but it will include a variety of fun things:

chocolate
something from Starbucks
scrapbooking material
a gift card
and more!

Everyone who leaves a comment will be entered to win!

Vision Forum Coupon Up For Grabs!

This past weekend, I went to a local homeschool conference & book fair and was able to hear Doug Phillips, president of Vision Forum, speak at three seminars. He was wonderful and so encouraging! I went to the Vision Forum booth afterwards and received two $10 off coupons. I used one of them to buy all sorts of things on my wish list: How to Develop Character in Your Children, A Full House of Blessing: The Inspiring Story of the Nicklas Family, Parenting from the Heart, and Family Driven Faith.

I'm willing to give the other coupon away to the first person to request it.

And the Winner Is. . .

Vision Forum sponsored a DVD Giveaway for me, featuring their latest set

and Liz won the giveaway! Way to go, Liz! Email me your mailing address and I'll drop-ship your DVD of choice ASAP.

Loose Ends

I've been reading Pride & Prejudice for a summer book club and I'm down to the final chapter. As always, when I get to the end of a good fiction book, I don't want to finish it! I don't want it to end! When I get to the last 50 or so pages, I start pacing myself, reading only a few pages at a time so I can relish every last word. I am loving this book!
Here's a fun quiz I just took, it was quite accurate:

Take the Quiz here!

You are Elizabeth Bennet of Pride & Prejudice! You are intelligent, witty, and tremendously attractive. You have a good head on your shoulders, and oftentimes find yourself the lone beacon of reason in a sea of ridiculousness. You take great pleasure in many things. You are proficient in nearly all of them, though you will never own it. Lest you seem too perfect, you have a tendency toward prejudgment that serves you very ill indeed.

Please leave a comment and tell me who you are.

And now for the results of the recent Adoption Contest. . .
I asked Lydia what her favorite number was (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 since there were six entries). We just got back from the Splash Park when I realized I needed to hurry up and choose a winner.

The winner is Heather! Congrats! Email me your address and I'll ship the book ASAP.